Hey, you! Are you persisting in resisting? I've made a poster for us. It's all free and all yours. This one is A4 size. Grab your 8" x 10" here.
You'll get the file to download and print absolutely free! On the checkout page you will be asked to fill in your mailing address but you DO NOT need to include a credit card number as it is FREE!
Just promise me that you'll use it for good and not evil. That is to say, this is for personal use only. Please do not resell it or any part of it. If you want me to make you something to sell, contact me.